OK, I think I get how this works now. I like it, I like it plenty.
Think of her not as a baby, but as my small fashionable accessory.
One of my favorite two bums in Boston belongs to Jason Varitek. The other one to ...
... this fine specimen.
Look upon my works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!
Wassup?
Falling just short of the record for Hot Dog Eating: Children Under 2
Come on Meme, turn up the heat will you?
You present a formidable challenge, banana, but I have the powers of the fleece helmet on my side.
A good way to make a 5 room apartment seem bigger is to live in only 3 of the rooms for a week.
Kitchen or no kitchen, we whip up some tasty meals. And so do those delivery men.
We can save money by buying things a little bit oversized and then growing into them.
Put 'er right there. Now this what I call service.
This one goes out to all you lonely hearts.
Jesus is my copilot!
Give me 5 seconds alone with this thing and I bet I could take it completely apart...
